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from the sublime to the ridiculous — let the bloggers’ mockery begin! — victoria toensing edition!

or, “why pink is the new. . .erh,
. . . p i n k. . .”

[updated — see comments for
an ironic — and wonderful
twist on the use of pink. . .]

yes — a lurid, siren pink
seems just about perfect for
this overly-perfumed [kinda’
like my great aunt’s(!)] missive. . .

[confidential to toney-ails — some-
times, actually — most times — less
is, in fact. . . more. . . ahem.]

where was i?

oh — yeah. read this gem
[click to en-lard — erh, enlarge]:

so — because they wrote about him,
and because no one, i mean, no.one.
would decline a dinner-date with ms. toenail & co.. . .

it simply must mean that
scooter deserves “probation“!

well — there you have it!

q.e.d. — even a child must
bow before that logic! — ’tis stultifying, no?

[never mind that there was scant
possibility of probation under the
federal criminal scheme governing mr.
libby’s crimes, and his related sentence
(“mandatory minimums” took care of that). . .
but as a lawyer — writing on the topic,
of course, she knew that — she was just. . .
testing judge walton — yeah, that’s it. . .]

i.better.stop.here.before.i.
write.something.truly.unkind. . .

g’night, all.

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from the sublime to the ridiculous — let the bloggers’ mockery begin! — victoria toensing edition!

or, “why pink is the new. . .erh,
. . . p i n k. . .”

[updated — see comments for
an ironic — and wonderful
twist on the use of pink. . .]

yes — a lurid, siren pink
seems just about perfect for
this overly-perfumed [kinda’
like my great aunt’s(!)] missive. . .

[confidential to toney-ails — some-
times, actually — most times — less
is, in fact. . . more. . . ahem.]

where was i?

oh — yeah. read this gem
[click to en-lard — erh, enlarge]:

so — because they wrote about him,
and because no one, i mean, no.one.
would decline a dinner-date with ms. toenail & co.. . .

it simply must mean that
scooter deserves “probation“!

well — there you have it!

q.e.d. — even a child must
bow before that logic! — ’tis stultifying, no?

[never mind that there was scant
possibility of probation under the
federal criminal scheme governing mr.
libby’s crimes, and his related sentence
(“mandatory minimums” took care of that). . .
but as a lawyer — writing on the topic,
of course, she knew that — she was just. . .
testing judge walton — yeah, that’s it. . .]

i.better.stop.here.before.i.
write.something.truly.unkind. . .

g’night, all.

from the sublime to the ridiculous — let the bloggers’ mockery begin! — victoria toensing edition!

or, “why pink is the new. . .erh,
. . . p i n k. . .”

[updated — see comments for
an ironic — and wonderful
twist on the use of pink. . .]

yes — a lurid, siren pink
seems just about perfect for
this overly-perfumed [kinda’
like my great aunt’s(!)] missive. . .

[confidential to toney-ails — some-
times, actually — most times — less
is, in fact. . . more. . . ahem.]

where was i?

oh — yeah. read this gem
[click to en-lard — erh, enlarge]:

so — because they wrote about him,
and because no one, i mean, no.one.
would decline a dinner-date with ms. toenail & co.. . .

it simply must mean that
scooter deserves “probation“!

well — there you have it!

q.e.d. — even a child must
bow before that logic! — ’tis stultifying, no?

[never mind that there was scant
possibility of probation under the
federal criminal scheme governing mr.
libby’s crimes, and his related sentence
(“mandatory minimums” took care of that). . .
but as a lawyer — writing on the topic,
of course, she knew that — she was just. . .
testing judge walton — yeah, that’s it. . .]

i.better.stop.here.before.i.
write.something.truly.unkind. . .

g’night, all.

from the sublime to the ridiculous — let the bloggers’ mockery begin! — victoria toensing edition!

or, “why pink is the new. . .erh,
. . . p i n k. . .”

[updated — see comments for
an ironic — and wonderful
twist on the use of pink. . .]

yes — a lurid, siren pink
seems just about perfect for
this overly-perfumed [kinda’
like my great aunt’s(!)] missive. . .

[confidential to toney-ails — some-
times, actually — most times — less
is, in fact. . . more. . . ahem.]

where was i?

oh — yeah. read this gem
[click to en-lard — erh, enlarge]:

so — because they wrote about him,
and because no one, i mean, no.one.
would decline a dinner-date with ms. toenail & co.. . .

it simply must mean that
scooter deserves “probation“!

well — there you have it!

q.e.d. — even a child must
bow before that logic! — ’tis stultifying, no?

[never mind that there was scant
possibility of probation under the
federal criminal scheme governing mr.
libby’s crimes, and his related sentence
(“mandatory minimums” took care of that). . .
but as a lawyer — writing on the topic,
of course, she knew that — she was just. . .
testing judge walton — yeah, that’s it. . .]

i.better.stop.here.before.i.
write.something.truly.unkind. . .

g’night, all.

from the sublime to the ridiculous — let the bloggers’ mockery begin! — victoria toensing edition!

or, “why pink is the new. . .erh,
. . . p i n k. . .”

[updated — see comments for
an ironic — and wonderful
twist on the use of pink. . .]

yes — a lurid, siren pink
seems just about perfect for
this overly-perfumed [kinda’
like my great aunt’s(!)] missive. . .

[confidential to toney-ails — some-
times, actually — most times — less
is, in fact. . . more. . . ahem.]

where was i?

oh — yeah. read this gem
[click to en-lard — erh, enlarge]:

so — because they wrote about him,
and because no one, i mean, no.one.
would decline a dinner-date with ms. toenail & co.. . .

it simply must mean that
scooter deserves “probation“!

well — there you have it!

q.e.d. — even a child must
bow before that logic! — ’tis stultifying, no?

[never mind that there was scant
possibility of probation under the
federal criminal scheme governing mr.
libby’s crimes, and his related sentence
(“mandatory minimums” took care of that). . .
but as a lawyer — writing on the topic,
of course, she knew that — she was just. . .
testing judge walton — yeah, that’s it. . .]

i.better.stop.here.before.i.
write.something.truly.unkind. . .

g’night, all.

from the sublime to the ridiculous — let the bloggers’ mockery begin! — victoria toensing edition!

or, “why pink is the new. . .erh,
. . . p i n k. . .”

[updated — see comments for
an ironic — and wonderful
twist on the use of pink. . .]

yes — a lurid, siren pink
seems just about perfect for
this overly-perfumed [kinda’
like my great aunt’s(!)] missive. . .

[confidential to toney-ails — some-
times, actually — most times — less
is, in fact. . . more. . . ahem.]

where was i?

oh — yeah. read this gem
[click to en-lard — erh, enlarge]:

so — because they wrote about him,
and because no one, i mean, no.one.
would decline a dinner-date with ms. toenail & co.. . .

it simply must mean that
scooter deserves “probation“!

well — there you have it!

q.e.d. — even a child must
bow before that logic! — ’tis stultifying, no?

[never mind that there was scant
possibility of probation under the
federal criminal scheme governing mr.
libby’s crimes, and his related sentence
(“mandatory minimums” took care of that). . .
but as a lawyer — writing on the topic,
of course, she knew that — she was just. . .
testing judge walton — yeah, that’s it. . .]

i.better.stop.here.before.i.
write.something.truly.unkind. . .

g’night, all.

from the sublime to the ridiculous — let the bloggers’ mockery begin! — victoria toensing edition!

or, “why pink is the new. . .erh,
. . . p i n k. . .”

[updated — see comments for
an ironic — and wonderful
twist on the use of pink. . .]

yes — a lurid, siren pink
seems just about perfect for
this overly-perfumed [kinda’
like my great aunt’s(!)] missive. . .

[confidential to toney-ails — some-
times, actually — most times — less
is, in fact. . . more. . . ahem.]

where was i?

oh — yeah. read this gem
[click to en-lard — erh, enlarge]:

so — because they wrote about him,
and because no one, i mean, no.one.
would decline a dinner-date with ms. toenail & co.. . .

it simply must mean that
scooter deserves “probation“!

well — there you have it!

q.e.d. — even a child must
bow before that logic! — ’tis stultifying, no?

[never mind that there was scant
possibility of probation under the
federal criminal scheme governing mr.
libby’s crimes, and his related sentence
(“mandatory minimums” took care of that). . .
but as a lawyer — writing on the topic,
of course, she knew that — she was just. . .
testing judge walton — yeah, that’s it. . .]

i.better.stop.here.before.i.
write.something.truly.unkind. . .

g’night, all.